This article is hilarious and 100% not true for me. Maybe it’s different for me because I’m English, but this article is how NOT to get any self respecting woman. I had a good laugh though!

I think all the information you have is quite interesting and probably true for some, however, I would have to disagree with everything. I like a man who is just upfront and honest. That’s my only requirement. The whole gangster thing and just knowing about cars, or having a bunch of sexual experience is annoying most of the time… I really don’t like seeing guys with pants down to their knees. It looks ridiculous. And the drama part… I get enough of that with my own family. As for financial status, I don’t think that really matters, as long as your not some guy who goes and robs banks…