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Watching the Colorado Avalache

Watching the Colorado Avalache

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  • Updated 06/07/2008
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My mom always warned me, if you're going to watch an intense game, make sure you take some antacid.

Guide to Cooking Spam

Guide to Cooking Spam

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  • Updated 06/07/2008
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It's not that hard, really. You just need to balance out the MASS quantities of sodium. The VERY best way to cook Spam is over a campfire. You'll need a skillet, some honey, some PBR & Spam. Slice the Spam into thin slices, then place in a warmed skillet. While it's cooking, pour some honey onto the uncooked side followed by a little splash of PBR. Let it simmer for about 3 minutes, then flip & repeat the process on the other side. The Spam is done when it's just a little crunchy. Depending o...

Guide to picking your powerball numbers

Guide to picking your powerball numbers

  • By MsGretsky
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  • Updated 06/07/2008
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Some people play their mom's birth date, others play the age of their goldfish & others play all of Wayne Gretzky's records. For most, they place their luck into the hands of a blue, counter-top machine that's run by hamsters & unemployed fairies who have hit the bottle. Personally, I more often than not let the fairies pick my numbers, but on the occasion I'm able to jot 'em all down, I'll pick the following: my mom's birthday the age (in days) of my current beta fish, Schultzy # whatever (I...

Guide to Holding Your Horses

Guide to Holding Your Horses

  • By MsGretsky
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  • Updated 06/07/2008
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Step 1. Find a horse. If you don't have one, you can either grab one from a nearby ranch or use a toy horse...preferably one with a hairy mane. Step 2. Grasp horse firmly by giving it a big horsey hug. If your horse is a small one, place one finger on it's neck, then place another finger on its arse. Step 3. Raise horse into the air & hold. If your horse is too large for you to lift on your own, get a fork lift.