Since I’m sure you weren’t quite clever enough to see the irony in my comment, I must point out that you fall into the category of Critic Douche. I’m also aware of the comments that would be in retort, such as “Did I hit a little too close to home?” and others like it. Don’t waste your time, that’s just evading your own issue, which is what critics are best at, pointing their fingers at others.

You forgot the Critic Douche. This is the douche who does something very simple, such as pointing out an obvious quality or behavior in others or in some aspect of life and lambasting them for it. This douche believes that they are clever and witty, a quality which relates them closely to the pseudo-intellectual douche and the elitist douche. This douche has no real skills and can only complain.