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MidtownSurprise

Just what is a Midtown Surprise?

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Midtown
Where I'm From
Harrisburg, PA

About Me

Lost in a sea of mindless geniuses I swam to the shore and some how made my way to the valley of eggplants. Being the most beautiful site I've ever seen, I stayed with the eggplants and they have filled me with their lovely parmesan. -Down with the corporate baby factories and up with hope and liver cancer.

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HeatherW1 commented on text MidtownSurprise added to Elissa's community guide on 01/14/2010

I don’t know whether to laugh or be offended, but I’m leaning toward offended. O_o
MidtownSurprise contributed to a community guide on 10/23/2009
Your All-time Favorite Most Awesome Movie Quotes
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MidtownSurprise's guide was updated on 10/23/2009
Taking a Trip to Dublin, Ireland - The beginner...
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- Travel & Events; Eat & Drink
MidtownSurprise contributed to a community guide on 10/23/2009
What're you doing on January 20th, 2009?
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MidtownSurprise's guide was updated on 10/23/2009
How to stop the college you attended from askin...
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- Humor; Jobs & Education
MidtownSurprise contributed to a community guide on 10/23/2009
Cafeteria Delicious-ness? Or not?
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- Eat & Drink; Humor
Ecstasy commented on text MidtownSurprise added to Elissa's community guide on 05/06/2009

Valkyrie was awesum
aliciak gave MidtownSurprise a Shout Out on 03/02/2009

Too bad I’m alum rep for my private high school still…can’t really fake my death I guess? Hahaha. I love that guide!
MidtownSurprise favorited a place on 01/15/2009

Harrisburg PA

Harrisburg, PA, US
Elissa favorited MidtownSurprise on 01/15/2009

elissa

San Francisco

Bringing the topsytail back…one tail at a time
MidtownSurprise gave ethwiny a Shout Out on 01/14/2009

I was in the border patrol going through basic training. It wasn’t one of my smarter ideas to say the day/month thing. The instructor got me good on that one.
ethwiny gave MidtownSurprise a Shout Out on 01/14/2009

No one knew that day/month song? Were you conducting your training class under a rock somewhere? :)
MidtownSurprise commented on the guide Best of phrases, rhymes, and memory joggers to help YOU remember (sometimes useless) information! on 01/14/2009

Very good guide. North South East West was always “never eat sweaty women”. I never knew it another way. I’m glad you pointed out the day/month song. I told people that to a training classes in the southwest and everyone looked at me like I was crazy. None of 48 in attendance ever heard it before.
MidtownSurprise contributed to a community guide on 01/14/2009
What's so great about college anyway?
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MidtownSurprise gave Shawna a Shout Out on 01/14/2009

That is also a great way to stop them from calling, but if they think you are dead, hopefully . . . just hopefully they won’t call back next year.