Another good tip: If movers are doing the moving for you, get them coffee and donuts for breakfast and pizza and soda for lunch. They’ll definitely appreciate it, and they might just take care of your stuff a little better.

Some of these people are violating certain regulations in fact: 8.2.5.4. The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. I’m not a big fan of the patriotic bathsuits, in my opinion, you’re taking the american flag and rubbing your genitals all over it. I guess people will wear what they want.

I gotta add Alicia Witt (The Last Holiday with Queen Latifah)

I have a shirt for my daughter that says, “I make chunky thighs look good!” It’s true, those cute little baby rolls!

Yes, all of these things can be disturbing/irritating/infuriating/etc. However, if anyone reads this guide and has kids, answer me this: Do you remember ANY of this when they hug you, say I love you Mommy/Daddy, or are excited to see you after work and come running to you? Or when you witness a new development they have (ie: a baby who takes their first steps/says their first words)?