Sharper Image sold something similar to this. They always put it right up at the front window and somehow got unsuspecting women to try it out. Umm, no.

I’d be scared of someone looking through the window and sending for the men in white suits.

I like to imagine this spinning out of control and flinging tomato sauce on everyone and everything in the room.

Anything that has the word Tater in it cracks me up. Plus it looks like it would work.

I bought one for my husband as a gag gift. I think it will actually come in handy.

Wow, Elissa, I hadn’t thought of that!

Yeah, then he would’ve looked like the dog.

I would do it, too, if I didn’t worry about security monitors.

I want to know who the unlucky guy was who had to stand there and watch each shirt go on in order to document the record. Don’t you think any curious bystanders would have walked away hours ago?

Excellent idea!