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  • jowen commented on the guide The Complete Guide To Wolf Shirts on 06/04/2009
    The Complete Guide To Wolf Shirts

    First off, great fuckin work. Laughed out loud a few times there. But then went to the actual B.Govern Wolf shirt review on Amazon. Now I know what inspired this blog. That was the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. I was expecting a novel, yet it was so short and sweet. How does one say so much in so few words?

  • jowen commented on an image in ElGuapo's community guide on 06/04/2009
    The Complete Guide To Wolf Shirts

    Yes, understood. But the best t-shirt in that movie is still, hands down, the “What are You Looking at Dicknose?” Shirt. Have been looking for it for years to no avail.

  • jowen gave ElGuapo a Shout Out on 03/03/2009
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    Yeah, didnt want to toot my own horn, but my caption is the current leader by a longshot. What exactly does my impending month-long banner ad entail? Can I advertise anything I want? Can I advertise nothing and just have a ridiculous photo?

  • ElGuapo gave jowen a Shout Out on 03/03/2009
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    oh…and hilarity ensues…haha. good one buddy.

  • jowen contributed to a community guide on 03/03/2009
    BEAT THIS CAPTION!!
    Community Guide BEAT THIS CAPTION!!
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  • jowen gave ElGuapo a Shout Out on 02/24/2009
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    Oh, we’re doing it for sure. We’ll just fill waterbottles and backpacks with booze. I still dont know what a snuggy is, so I’m undecided on the costume.

  • jowen gave ElGuapo a Shout Out on 02/24/2009
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    Dont know why exactly, but this video killed me and I’ve watched it 5-10 times. Enjoy: http://deadspin.com/5157938/shootings-a-sp…

  • ElGuapo gave jowen a Shout Out on 02/24/2009
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    Jowen, we are doing bay to breakers for sure brotha…and we’re going as Snuggie monks. I know..brilliant.

  • ElGuapo gave jowen a Shout Out on 02/24/2009
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    candyman can lick my balls. I’m not scurred.

  • jowen commented on the guide Save Bay to Breakers!!! on 02/23/2009
    Save Bay to Breakers!!!

    Oh man, I wish I could give more than 5 stars. That was tear-in-the-corner-of-my-eye beautiful. Lots of bouns points from me for putting in that pic of me taking a kegstand. There is really only one day a year that I take keg stands…getting dusty in here. And so the people know, there is a big movement forming against the new rules. Apparently there was a press conference on the steps of city hall, and there is planning being done, as I write this, to provide more porto-johns, etc to appease the “Not In My Back Yard”-types…fingers crossed…

  • jowen commented on the guide Celebrity Douchebag Olympics on 02/23/2009
    Celebrity Douchebag Olympics

    Candyman is so gonna fuckin kill you for that.

  • ElGuapo gave jowen a Shout Out on 01/12/2009
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    hahahaha. Anything Alf related definitely wins points in my book. Good one, buddy. You know what else wins points? Yep, you know what I’m about to say: Awesome dance moves. Oh riiight.

  • jowen commented on the guide Adios Bush: A photo farewell tribute to the most confused president ever on 01/12/2009
    Adios Bush: A photo farewell tribute to the most confused president ever

    I had no idea he ate cats either. That wins him points in my book. And anything else that he has in common with Alf also wins points.

  • jowen commented on the guide The Ultimate Holiday Gift Guide for Dudes on 12/16/2008
    The Ultimate Holiday Gift Guide for Dudes

    Fantastic work. Possibly your best guide yet.

  • jowen commented on the guide The Ultimate Holiday Gift Guide for Dudes on 12/16/2008
    The Ultimate Holiday Gift Guide for Dudes

    BULLSHIT! I got a samurai sword for just under $30 earlier this year. Havent read your whole guide yet, but had to point that out. Overstock.com for some strange reason has lots of swords. I was looking for a watch, and overstock goes, “you might also like this!” and it was the samurai sword. They were right. I bought it. They must be in cahoots w facebook, how do they know exactly what we want when we want it?

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