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Bostonian today, Parisian tomorrow? With me, you never know.

$4 a gallon - who needs it?  A guide to getting around Boston sans car

$4 a gallon - who needs it? A guide to getting around Boston sans car

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  • Updated about 1 month ago
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Category: Travel & Events

They don't call it "America's Walking City" for nothing: Boston is easy to get around sans car...whether you hoof it or let someone else do the work, you can say sayonara to high gas prices and hello to the Charlie Card!

A Guide to Boston, Irish-style

A Guide to Boston, Irish-style

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  • Updated about 1 month ago
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Categories: Local & Entertainment; Eat & Drink

See that little terrier on the left? Like most Bostonians, he's a bit of a hybrid...a Boston terrier through and through, but with an Irish heart. And that's the way we like it. From pubs to bizarro murals, tearjerker monuments and hardcore/Irish folk bands (not to mention the Celtics!), Boston IS Irish.

A Guide to Boston, Italian-style

A Guide to Boston, Italian-style

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  • Updated about 1 month ago
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Categories: Local & Entertainment; Eat & Drink

Just like the Irish, Italians have made a huge impact on Boston. From the famous North End (which, most of the time, feels like Italy itself) to the numerous festas held throughout the year, and the multitude of societies dedicated to keeping Italian tradition alive, Boston could very well be more Italian than New York (hey, our pizza's better - you know it)

A Guide to Worldly Beers in Boston

A Guide to Worldly Beers in Boston

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  • Updated about 1 month ago
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Categories: Local & Entertainment; Eat & Drink

Sick of Bud Light? Yeah, me too. So what's a Bostonian to do? Read on, my friend, for a guide to Boston's worldliest bars, taverns, pubs, and breweries.

Best of Boston: A Guide to Finding Your Slice of the Pie

Best of Boston: A Guide to Finding Your Slice of the Pie

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  • Updated about 1 month ago
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Category: Eat & Drink

I'll go ahead and say it: in many ways, Boston is better than New York - our basketball team is better, our universities are better, and you know our baseball team is the best! Sadly though, when it comes to pizza, Boston is no New York. Here's my guide to finding a great slice in Beantown.

Best of Brighton: A Guide to one of Boston's Sweetest Little Neighborhoods

Best of Brighton: A Guide to one of Boston's Sweetest Little Neighborhoods

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Category: Local & Entertainment

Okay, so maybe "sweet" isn't the first thing that comes to most people's minds when they think of Brighton - but it's true, particularly compared to next-door neighborhood Allston (where the college kids party). Brighton has nearly everything you could ever need - all sorts of ethnic food, a giant package store, good hair salons - and 57% of the neighborhood is single! Get your butt to Brighton, stat.

Cinematic Boston: From "The Out-of-Towners" to "21"

Cinematic Boston: From "The Out-of-Towners" to "21"

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  • Updated about 1 month ago
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Categories: News, Politics, & Pop Culture; Local & Entertainment

Boston is experiencing somewhat of a Hollywood moment these days. With no less than seven films shot here in the past two years, and plenty more to come, the Hub is the place to be.

Dating in Boston: First Dates for Under $50

Dating in Boston: First Dates for Under $50

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  • Updated about 1 month ago
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Categories: Eat & Drink; Dating & Relationships

Dating in the Hub...All I can say is I'm glad I've never been single here. Fortunately, that little fact has given me time to explore the cheaper side of dating (also known as married life) and really, if you stay away from Back Bay (for the most part), it's not all that difficult to entertain your date for under $50 - total.

Gotta Go?  A Guide to Boston's Best Bathrooms

Gotta Go? A Guide to Boston's Best Bathrooms

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  • Updated about 1 month ago
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Categories: Humor; Misc.

Are you the frequent pit stop type? Do you hate getting stuck in a new city without a clue as to where the finest toilets are? Check out this guide to Boston's cleanest, funkiest, and overall best bathrooms.

Hey Daddy-O, let's go hit the Boston jazz scene

Hey Daddy-O, let's go hit the Boston jazz scene

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  • Updated about 1 month ago
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Categories: Local & Entertainment; Literature & Arts

Okay, so while Boston definitely rivals New York for pizza, its jazz scene leaves a lot to be desired. But rather than sit at home whining while you listen to your Ella albums, why not do something about it and support the jazz scene that IS out there? From Cambridge to Roxbury, there's jazz enough to go around - you've just got to find it (but I've done that for you).

Holy Hookah!  A guide to defying Boston's smoking ban

Holy Hookah! A guide to defying Boston's smoking ban

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  • Updated about 1 month ago
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Category: Local & Entertainment

So you can't smoke in bars, boo-hoo. I've got some news for you - cigarettes might be banned, but shisha spots and cigar cafes are thriving in Boston. Here's a list of places where you can defy Boston's smoking ban...and then some.

Hungry?  Work at Harvard?  I do!  A Guide to Lunching in Cambridge.

Hungry? Work at Harvard? I do! A Guide to Lunching in Cambridge.

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  • Updated about 1 month ago
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Category: Eat & Drink

A guide to the popular lunchtime spots of Cantabrigia; those I frequent, those I refuse to set foot in, and those I would probably die without.

In and Out in 30 Minutes Flat: Lunch in Boston's Financial District

In and Out in 30 Minutes Flat: Lunch in Boston's Financial District

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  • Updated about 1 month ago
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Category: Eat & Drink

Listen up, working drones! You've got 30 minutes to get out the door, get into a restaurant, grab some grub, shovel it down your throat, and head back to the office...if you're lucky, you'll have 30 extra seconds to brush your teeth.

Indulge!  Getting beautiful in Boston (with a cruelty-free twist)

Indulge! Getting beautiful in Boston (with a cruelty-free twist)

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  • Updated 4 months ago
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Category: Fitness & Health

A guide to the best Boston beauty product shops, salons, and spas, with an emphasis on my favorite - the cruelty-free product crowd!

Oh sari, I thought you liked your food spicy!  A guide to Boston's best Indian food

Oh sari, I thought you liked your food spicy! A guide to Boston's best Indian food

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  • Updated about 1 month ago
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Category: Eat & Drink

I love Indian food. I love it so much I'll eat it anywhere, even in a mall - that's commitment. But it took me several months to learn the ropes of Boston's Indian food scene: fancy place, food not necessarily so great...mall cheapie, amazing. Whoulda thunk it?

Photographing Boston: Your Favorite Picks
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Photographing Boston: Your Favorite Picks

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  • Updated about 1 month ago
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Categories: Travel & Events; Literature & Arts

As a burgeoning (read: totally amateur) photographer, I love taking pictures of my beautiful city. What are your favorite places to photograph? I know you want to tell me (and I promise I won't steal them...okay, no I don't).

Post-Dorm Days: Getting your Boston apartment from shabby to chic in no time

Post-Dorm Days: Getting your Boston apartment from shabby to chic in no time

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  • Updated 4 days ago
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Categories: Shopping; DIY & Crafts

Boston is not a cheap place to live - so once you get past the $1,000+ rent bill, you've hardly got anything left for decorating...So print out this guide for your drive around Boston for the quickest, easiest spots to grab some cheap furniture, decor, and anything else you might need.

Reading is Sexy: Where Bostonians Do Their Reading

Reading is Sexy: Where Bostonians Do Their Reading

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  • Updated 4 months ago
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Categories: Literature & Arts; Humor

If intelligence = sexiness, then Boston is way at the top of the sexy list. Find out where Bostonians do their reading.

Shopping in Boston...'nuff said

Shopping in Boston...'nuff said

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  • Updated 4 months ago
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Categories: Local & Entertainment; Shopping

Boston newcomers tend to assume that the Back Bay and the malls are it when it comes to Boston shopping - wrong - Shopping in the hub is way more than designer stores and malls!

"That's why they call it Beantown" - A guide to burritos in Boston

"That's why they call it Beantown" - A guide to burritos in Boston

  • By jilliancyork
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  • Updated about 1 month ago
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Category: Eat & Drink

Boston...Beantown. Beantown...burritos. You see where this is going right? Boston might be built on a foundation of chowdah and lobstahs, but that doesn't mean we don't have room for some kickass burritos!

The LOLiest guide to tha internetz.

The LOLiest guide to tha internetz.

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  • Updated about 1 month ago
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Categories: Humor; Geek

Sad and lonely? Put on your lollerskates and get out and enjoy yourself. Life is too short to wallow when there's a whole interweb out there filled with ridiculous photos, videos, and captioned cats. Because nothing is funnier than people's misfortune/talking cats/passive aggressiveness/failure... people.

The Ultimate Guide to Boston's 21 Neighborhoods

The Ultimate Guide to Boston's 21 Neighborhoods

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Although Boston only has about 590,763 residents, they sure have a lot of neighborhoods to choose from! From supposedly scary "Murderpan" (c'mon, it's not that bad) to haughty Beacon Hill, Bostonians never get tired of walking their city's historic streets.

Vegetarians Save Lives!  A Guide to Eating Veggie in Boston

Vegetarians Save Lives! A Guide to Eating Veggie in Boston

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  • Updated about 1 month ago
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Category: Eat & Drink

I spent more than half of my life as a vegetarian, so even though I've fallen back into carnivorous ways, I get it. Check out these vegetarian and vegan treats.

Who Loves the Red?  A Wino's Guide to Boston

Who Loves the Red? A Wino's Guide to Boston

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Category: Eat & Drink

In this beer-laden town, it isn't always easy to find your red. Whether you're a wino-lite or a homebody drinker, you'll find something to tide you over until the next bottle in this guide.

Wicked Weird: A Guide to Boston's Bizarre

Wicked Weird: A Guide to Boston's Bizarre

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  • Updated about 1 month ago
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Categories: Humor; Local & Entertainment

A statue of Leif Erikson, explorer who never made it here? A giant steaming tea kettle above a coffeeshop? Boston's wicked weird, huh?

WTF Happened to Your Face!?  A Guide to Awful Plastic Surgery
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WTF Happened to Your Face!? A Guide to Awful Plastic Surgery

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Categories: Humor; News, Politics, & Pop Culture

Celebrities: they've got everything, and yet they want more. And then there's the non-celebrities who mess with their faces just to get famous. Here's the best of the worst.