I can work miracles
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  • Where I'm From
  • Bethlehem
  • Occupation
  • Messiah

About Me

My mom, Mary, well she gave birth to me without ever fucking my stepdad, Joseph. Her conception was immaculate, meaning her and Dad, God, got that shit on. Now I go around doing miracles and telling Jews how wrong their religion is. I am Jesus and I will fuck you up.

Jesus Christ is a tease, and has not published any guides. Oh My!

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