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JayFerris

Does things. Knows people. Goes places.

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I'm a writer, father, husband, geek, and local hooligan. As much as I appreciate constructive criticism, getting a second opinion just seems way easier.

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Seattle Knows Pancakes

By JayFerris
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Updated 01/05/2010
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Eat & Drink; Travel & Events

Out of all the things The Emerald City is amazing at, I think I'd take pancake-making over any of the others. And yes, I realize we've received such distinctions as "greenest," healthiest," "most charitable," and "most wired," but yeah, still going to have to go with the pancakes.

Being Tall is Awesome!

By JayFerris
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Updated 10/20/2009
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Humor; Entertainment

I'm not here to rub it in short people's faces; hopefully they think being short is equally great. But standing 6'7" tall, I just wanted to dispel any notions that this kind of height is overly burdensome, at least to the point of not being worth it. So I lined it up, side-by-side, and there's only one conclusion I can make -- being tall is awesome!

Weird Exercise Equipment, plus a Chance to WIN YOUR OWN!!

Started by JayFerris
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Updated 09/22/2009
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Fitness & Health; Shopping

If you've ever caught a late night infomercial for some brand new, "revolutionary fitness system," you probably understand why their target audience is limited to sleep-derived people. The lesson here is just because something results in actual physical benefit, that doesn't make it a good idea. However, if you'd like a chance at winning another piece of home exercise equipment you may never use, pay close attention to the first two entries in this guide to find out how.

How NOT to Park a Car

Started by JayFerris
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Updated 09/22/2009
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Cars & Driving; Humor

How many times have you slowed down to shake your head in disgust at someone's particularly awful parking job? This guide takes that a step further by showcasing some so bad, people actually had to stop and take a picture.

The Coolest Cars of TV & Film

Started by JayFerris
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Updated 09/22/2009
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Cars & Driving; Geek

Given the typically obsessive tendencies toward all things car-related we possess as a people, it makes absolute sense that the brains behind TV shows and movies would do their best to capitalize on this gigantic auto-boner. And you know what? God bless them for it. In this guide I've assembled my personal favorites from both TV and film, but it hardly scratches the surface on all the possible contenders out there. Let us know what your favorites are, and don't forget to explain why!

How to Be an AWESOME Old Person

Started by JayFerris
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Updated 09/22/2009
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Family & Pets; Fitness & Health

Our senescence is an unfortunate and inevitable part of life. But just because it has to happen doesn't mean we don't have a choice in how those silver and golden years are spent. In that same vein of thinking, I offer this satirical look at the "right way" to age, along with some stark evidence to the contrary.

Because You Like to Watch: Seattle Webcams

By JayFerris
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Updated 09/22/2009
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Pop Culture; Entertainment

Thanks to the wonderful interconnected nature of society today, our inner voyeur can indulge itself in all sorts of informative (and sometimes awkward) webcams that the internet has made available for us to monitor the world with. Seattle is certainly no different in this respect, and is quite possibly a frontrunner in the offering of live picture and video feeds. Assembled here is a collection of some of the most useful and fun from around the emerald city and beyond.

The Apocalypse: Who Ya Got?

Started by JayFerris
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Updated 09/22/2009
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Humor; Adventure & Sports

When it's the end of the world as we know it, only the well-prepared will be the ones feeling fine. Go ahead and start construction on that underground super shelter if you like, but while you're busy stocking cabinets with extra toilet paper and assorted canned meats, I'll be leveraging the strengths of others. Whether it's raining bombs or the undead have mobilized, who would you want to add to your dream team in this wicked game of survival? Given the wholly plausible nature of this p...

Who Are Your Geek Crushes?

Started by JayFerris
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Updated 09/21/2009
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Geek; Pop Culture

By clicking through to this guide, odds are you've got a little geek in you. Now this is typically the part where I would say "How would you like a little more geek in you?" But no. That's not what we're doing here today. Besides, dudes will be reading this thing. No matter the size of that geek inside you, we've all found ourselves lusting after a fictional character or sexy ubergeek persona from time to time. Deny it all you want, but in the end your true feelings will get the best of...

Seattle: Sir Mix-A-Lot's (& Posse's) Guide to Broadway

By JayFerris
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Updated 09/17/2009
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Eat & Drink; Entertainment

A man, his posse, and a night that will forever live in infamy, not to mention the archives of Yo! MTV Raps.

What's in YOUR Dream Home?

Started by JayFerris
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Updated 09/17/2009
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Shopping; DIY & Crafts

What if money wasn't a factor in building your dream home? No doubt that many would opt for a palatial estate; a mansion of historical significance set against a backdrop of rolling, verdant hills. But we're talking about UNLIMITED funds here people. Having the comforts of an awesome kitchen, a sexy maid, and a waterbed filled with the tears of endangered animals is pretty much implied. Let's get creative -- what amenities speak to your wildest dreams!?

Picking the Perfect First Animal

Started by JayFerris
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Updated 09/17/2009
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Family & Pets; News & Politics

“If you want a friend in Washington,” said Harry Truman, “get a dog.” Sound advice, but I'm starting to wish that our Presidents would think a little more creatively when it comes to selecting their first pet(s). They essentially have their pick of what Mother Nature has to offer, whether it be exotic, endangered species, or good-old fashioned killing machines. Take a step with me outside the box people -- what animal would YOU pick to sit obediently by your side while running the country?

Food Fight!

Started by JayFerris
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Updated 09/17/2009
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Eat & Drink; Humor

This started out as a guide about unique food pairings and then became something much, much different.

Amazing Set of Painful and Hilarious Sports Pictures!

Started by JayFerris
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Updated 09/17/2009
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Adventure & Sports; Humor

I'll admit it -- I'm no sports guy. Then again, that's what makes this guide perfect for both myself AND die-hard sports fans alike. Because who doesn't appreciate a cool/funny/amazing action shot, regardless of where it came from? If a non-sports guy like me can come up with this many awesome sports pics, I can only imagine what's left out there, just waiting for you to add to this guide!

Firefox: So Much More Than Just a Web Browser

Started by JayFerris
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Updated 09/12/2009
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Geek; Humor

Hopefully you didn't mistake this for a guide that will give a bulleted breakdown of why you should switch to Firefox; that's been done a hundred times over already. Consider it more a celebration of the widespread love so many have for this fantastic piece of software and its wonderfully copyable logo we all know so very well.

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