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improbable

In a permanent state of flux

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Fremont, Seattle
Where I'm From
Seattle
Occupation
Internet guy
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About Me

When I die, I want people to read my autobiography and think, "How on earth did that happen?" In the past few years, I have been an engineer, a dating coach, a Ph.D. candidate, a professional speaker, a reality TV star, a salesman, a freelance writer, and unemployed. It's a good start. I like new experiences, new people, Guidespot, and those coconut cream pie bites from Dahlia Lounge.

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Butts I Find Humorous Or At Least Worthy Of Comment

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Updated 11/19/2008
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Humor; Misc.

Seen a butt lately that you liked? One that you didn't? Share it here, at your one-stop booty shop.

Find a Boyfriend in Seattle and Get Yourself a Date

By improbable
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Updated 11/08/2008
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Dating & Relationships; Entertainment

It's tough being a single girl in Seattle. One by one, all of your friends get partnered off. Eventually you find yourself sitting at home alone on Saturday nights, with no one but your three cats and Sex and the City box set to keep you company. Don't let it happen to you.

Find a Girlfriend in Seattle and Get Yourself a Date

By improbable
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Updated 11/08/2008
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Dating & Relationships; Entertainment

It's tough being a single guy in Seattle. One by one, all of your friends get partnered off. Eventually you find yourself aimlessly wandering from bar to bar on Saturday nights, hoping against hope that if you buy enough girls drinks one of them will take pity on your. Don't let it happen to you.

Free and Cheap Stuff To Do in Seattle

By improbable
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Updated 11/18/2008
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Entertainment; Travel & Events

You don't have to spend money to have fun in Seattle! Check out the top ten things that won't cost you a cent.

How to Blend Into Seattle's Tech Scene

By improbable
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Updated 10/29/2008
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Geek; Entertainment

Seattle pulses to the beat of technology, and navigating the scene can be intimidating. Here's a quick guide to building up your hacker street cred.

How to Stay Single In Seattle

By improbable
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Updated 11/19/2008
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Dating & Relationships; Humor

Having more sex than you can handle? Relentlessly pursued by members of your preferred sex? Just need a break from it all? I'm here for you with a brief tutorial.

I Can't Believe I Wanted That! (The Fad Toys of My Childhood)

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Updated 04/29/2009
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Pop Culture; Humor

Please, no one remind me how much money I spent on my Pog collection. Garbage Pail Kids, Chia Pets, Pogs... I remember when I would have killed for a Gameboy, and don't even get me started on Magic: the Gathering. Share your favorite childhood fads here. What was that toy you wanted for years? Did you ever get it?

Learn to Drive, You Freakin' Idiot!

By improbable
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Updated 11/19/2008
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Humor; Misc.

Are you blind? Get off the road! You suck at driving! My grandmother's a better driver than you are, and she's dead!

Locals-Only Hangouts in Seattle: The Best Bars You've Never Heard Of

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Updated 11/09/2008
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Entertainment; Eat & Drink

The insider's guide to Seattle's bars, clubs, and other hangouts. Tell us about the bars you would never take your visitors to, the places you go to drink alone, and the places where everybody knows your name.

Make a Cozy Winter Fire and Start Snuggling

By improbable
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Updated 02/19/2009
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Dating & Relationships; Humor

Home cuddling accidents claim hundreds of innocent lives every year. Educate yourself beforehand and don't let yourself become a statistic.

Quick Tips for Surviving Winter in Seattle

By improbable
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Updated 11/16/2008
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Entertainment; Misc.

Summertime in Seattle is glorious. Winter is not. But with proper preparation and enough hot chocolate, you'll make it through.

Sarah Palin is a VPILF and You Can Be One Too

By improbable
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Updated 11/06/2008
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Humor; Pop Culture

In the old days, your perfect smile and great boobs would get you a cushy job as a dental hygienist or an executive assistant. Maybe even a place as a second wife, if you were really committed. But it's a brave new world - this is 2008 and anyone can be president. Anyone. So dust off your Wonderbra - you're going to washington!

Search Engine Optimization for Guidespot Guides

By improbable
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Updated 07/14/2009
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Jobs & Education

Get traffic to your guides and quit being so lame. Take a crash course in SEO for your guidespot guides.

Seattle's Best Overpriced Baked Goods

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Updated 09/17/2009
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Eat & Drink; Entertainment

Seattle is full of deliciousness. With bakeries around every corner, some are merely delicious, while a select few will raise you to a higher plane of existence. I would recommend trying every bakery and drawing your own conclusions, but for those of you in a rush, here's a guide to speed things up.

Seattle's Guide to Being a Yuppie Bicycle Commuter

By improbable
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Updated 10/29/2008
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Fitness & Health; Humor

Tired of being overweight and out of shape? Want to pretend you're exercising so you can hold it over your friends' heads and gloat? Now you can! Hope on your bike and feel like a badass as you ever-so-slowly pedal yourself to work. Suggested activities to complement your bike ride include: talking on your cell phone, drinking your morning latte, or programming a new playlist into your iPod.

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