heatheradair
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21 proud years thinking Alaska was an island. 7 years wondering why it's not a part of Russia, since then.
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- Madison Park, Seattle
- Where I'm From
- rain city.
- Occupation
- ...yeah, about that....
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About Me
Complete pop-culture junkie (no celebrity scandal too small to yak about)...Still have overblown dreams of being President...or winning an Oscar...or finding the perfect-fitting pair of jeans. Happiest when I've got a big bag of candy in one hand and a poorly-written crime novel in the other. Hands-down morning person; out cold by 10pm. Prefer cute shoes to practical ones. Hate chocolate. Married the man of my dreams.
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Best places in Seattle to kill a hangover
I'm a creature of habit. When I had too many Manhattans at Marcus' I have a few tried and true joints where the coffee never disappoints and the omelettes are man-sized.
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Dining with ReallyRichPeople in the 98112.
So, being FAR, FAR, FAR from wealthy myself, I can appreciate the irony of living on "wealthy turf" in Madison Park. I dine alongside them. I grocery shop among them. They stand in line behind me with no idea that I don't own my own home OR have a foundation named after my grandmother. That said, ReallyRichPeople have some great restaurants to pick from!
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Most likely to be eaten by their hair...part I
Move over Farrah...these celebs are one hot oil treatment away from disappearing forever into the hungry abyss of their own tresses. That said, I'd trade coifs with any of 'em...I'd just lay down a few ground rules first....I'd sleep with a pair of kitchen shears under my pillow and never, EVER be left unsupervised with a curling iron.
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Your Best Halloween Costume
Halloween, the AWESOMEST of awesome holidays, is right around the corner, and if you're like me you could use some help brainstorming costume ideas. Check out this Halloween guide for inspiration, but more importantly, ADD to it. What is the best costume you've ever had? How bout the worst or the most bizarre? What about good/bad/strange ones you saw at a party? Post your funniest Halloween stories, past costumes or costume ideas for this year. Pictures are great, but not necessary. B...
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Job Interview Faux Pas
You get all dressed up, brush your teeth extra well and make the effort to show up early, even if public transportation has different ideas. But sometimes, you screw up. There's toilet paper on your shoe, your mascara is smudged (true story from my best friend), you blank when they ask you why you'd be a good fit at the company, you're 30 minutes late or...? What's funny, is that I am usually very blunt and honest, and I almost always get the job!
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The Best Thing at Trader Joe's is...
People might not be able to agree on politics, how to fix the economy, or the whole Mac vs. PC thing, but there's one thing we can all agree on no matter our political leanings or computer preferences: Trader Joe's is awesome. I have never once in my life encountered someone who says "You know what I really hate? Trader Joe's." So in the spirit of unity and camaraderie, post your favorite TJ's product, tell us something you'd love to see on the shelves at TJ's, or write a poem expressing your...
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The Best Karaoke Song Is...
Ok, so I don't have a CD player in my car (and in LA we spend A LOT of time in our cars), so I usually have to listen to the radio. And sometimes a really great, corny song will come on the radio and I think, wow this would make an AWESOME karaoke song. And since I'm a lazy writerly type, I never write anything down, so I wanted to make a list of the best karaoke songs (i.e. the types that get everyone singing along in their drunken states).
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Sexy Ghostbuster?
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I don’t understand this hair epidemic you speak of.
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“Hands-down morning person; out cold by 10pm.” YES!! And when you find out how to make the equivalent of corporate cash by freelancing, let me know! Keep up with the great guides :)
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You are a funny gal… your blog is entertaining as well… I won’t let you see my hair or you might add me to your community guide.
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Yep, been cutting mine for 4 years now! And friends too. Bathroom mirror, yes, but I sprang for the $10 “real” haircutting scissors…oh the $$$ I have saved here in New York City!
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Best places in Seattle to k...
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