goatgirl
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- Occupation
- semi-professional underwear model
About Me
When not modeling, I enjoy shooting skeet off of my 140' yacht in France and competing with the gold medal winning Canadian curling Olympic team.
I plan to begin my quest for world domination tour very soon. By the way, ruminates rule. If you don't have a rumen you don't know what you're missing!!
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Making of a Muy Macho Mullet
The iconic mullet haircut has plagued us since the 80's and it just won't die! Now it is time for revenge including recent news updates.
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Cafeteria Delicious-ness? Or not?
Now that I'm a grown up I miss the days of cafeteria lunches. Well, until I eat in one. What cafeteria meals make your stomach growl? How about groan?
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Who is your favorite Jesus?
For a guy who may or may not have existed Jesus sure has a lot of personae in popular culture. Which Jesus is the best Jesus? Contribute your most awesomest Jesus.
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Stump El Guapo...
You ever wonder what happened to the people you grew up watching on TV? Like Vinnie Delpino from Doogie Howser, or the guy who played the next door neighbor on Home Improvement? Luckily, El Guapo watches lots of Vh1 and knows the answers to these questions. So, here's your chance to stump El Guapo. Add your favorite WWF wrestler, b-list movie/tv star or washed up model/athlete to the list below and within 24 hours, El Guapo will tell you where he or she lives and what they are actually up...
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- Favorited Guides: 2
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Shout Outs
Shout out to goatgirl-
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Planning on making any more guides in the future?
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Ah, Baby Jesus. The cuddliest Jesus!
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I agree about school pizza. Of course, my 11 year old niece informed me that these days they have the choice of Pizza Hut or Dominoes pizza daily. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing…but at least it TASTES better!
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funny that you call yourself goatgirl… There is a guy in my office that sits really close to me and he is constantly making goat noises…Not sure if it is a mating-call thing, but I thought you might be interested.
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