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Excelninja

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Where I'm From
Aurora, Colorado
Occupation
Crab Wonton, Excel Ninja and SEM Analyst

About Me

It is easy using my excel ninja organization (cult) to crank out the guidespot pages. I am not only a member, I am the founder. Don't drink the punch.

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Squirrel Crasher Goes Guidespot

Started by Excelninja
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Updated 02/22/2010
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(4)

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Humor; Family & Pets

Squirrel Crasher has taken over Guidespot! The national phenomenon has come to his rightful home. Add your favorite or make your own!

The Guide to the Best Inventions for the Single Man

Started by Excelninja
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Updated 12/15/2009
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(42)

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Humor; Entertainment

A keen insight into the PG needs of the single male brain. We all know you want to talk about porn, but keep it clean please.

Celebrity Speeding Tickets

Started by Excelninja
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Updated 12/15/2009
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(1)

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Pop Culture; Cars & Driving

Celebrities getting caught speeding and more.

The $1,000.00 Free Turkey

Started by Excelninja
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Updated 11/11/2009
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(24)

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Humor; Adventure & Sports

Everything you ever wanted to know about receiving a $1,000.00 free turkey.

Confused Kartoons

Started by Excelninja
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Updated 10/02/2009
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(9)

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Family & Pets; Pop Culture

Being lifetime cartoon connoisseurs, many of us have noticed a confusing trend where you would think a cartoon is made for kids, but really, it is made for adults. Kids can have a good time watching the cartoon, but you have to be an adult to understand the none-too-subtle humor. Here is a look at which is which.

Memphis Movie, Theater, and Movie Theater Guide

Started by Excelninja
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Updated 09/14/2009
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Entertainment

Everything you need to catch a flick in Memphis, including family-friendly theaters, musical theaters, dance theaters, concert halls, movie rentals, home theaters, comedy clubs, dinner theaters, pet-friendly theaters, and more!

Guide to New York Doctors

Started by Excelninja
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Updated 08/17/2009
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Fitness & Health; Entertainment

Finding the right doctor is very difficult. Here is your guide to make it easy.

Ipod Secrets

Started by Excelninja
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Updated 08/05/2009
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(5)

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Pop Culture; Humor

No sense in denying it, everyone is deathly afraid of anyone finding out the songs on their ipod. It is the best kept secret someone can have. More than their checking account number, credit card number, or social security number. It is time for the secret to come out!

Remember for Father's Day, Guys Like Flowers Too

Started by Excelninja
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Updated 06/16/2009
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Shopping; Dating & Relationships

Father's day is coming up fast. Just remember, guys like flowers too. Father's day, birthdays, or happy Tuesday. Whatever the occasion, just give the guy a flower.

A Good Man's Guide to Internet Dating

Started by Excelninja
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Updated 05/07/2009
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Dating & Relationships; Geek

What every man and woman needs to know about a good man having a good experience with internet dating. I used internet dating for almost three years and just got married to a woman I met through the internet. All we hear about these days is how every woman says they want a good man or that all the good men are taken. Men want to know how to find a woman, pay attention and act like this guide says. Women want to know how to find a good man, pay attention and look for a man to act like this...

God help me, I think my cat is a republican!

Started by Excelninja
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Updated 05/06/2009
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(18)

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Pop Culture; Humor

In these volatile times, you can't help but think of similarities between your pets and politicians.

Mother's Day Gifts

Started by Excelninja
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Updated 05/06/2009
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(13)

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Shopping; Dating & Relationships

Mother's Day has arrived again. Now you can find anything you want for a mother's day gift.

Full Contact Origami (With Obamagami)

By Excelninja
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Updated 04/30/2009
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DIY & Crafts; Humor

The art, craft, and hobby of Japanese paper folding (origami) for those with sharp minds and strong constitutions. Now including an Obamagami section.

Celebrity Fail Moments

Started by Excelninja
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Updated 04/30/2009
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(36)

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Humor; Pop Culture

There are some celebrities where you can't figure out why their career went down the crapper, then, there are the Celebrity Fail Moments.

A Chocolate Lovers Guide to Year Round Buying Practices

Started by Excelninja
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Updated 04/30/2009
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Eat & Drink; Shopping

Besides the whole milk chocolate-dark chocolate debate, chocolate lovers everywhere know that they need to forget saving money for retirement, Christmas or vacation. They know they need to save their money for April. Homer does say it best: Mmm... Chocolate.