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ElGuapo

Soy Muy Handsome

Neighborhood
Lincoln Park
Where I'm From
Newport Beach
Occupation
Co-founder (and mascot) of GiveForward.com
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Burrito Eating Champion, Proud owner of the Sexiest JewFro in Lincoln Park

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We Want You to Join Our Team

By ElGuapo
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Updated 03/21/2012
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Jobs & Education

We are looking to hire an Awesome User Interface Designer with strong CSS/HTML Skills + strong burrito eating skillz! Here are the top 10 Reasons to join GiveForward

Movember Mustache Mania

By ElGuapo
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Updated 11/14/2011
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Humor; Geek

When it comes to Mustachios every man (and sometimes woman) has their own style. So, in honor of the month of Movember, I have compiled a partial list of the world's best mustache styles. Which mustache are you?

Your Best Halloween Costume

Started by ElGuapo
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Updated 10/25/2011
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DIY & Crafts; Humor

Halloween, the AWESOMEST of awesome holidays, is right around the corner, and if you're like me you could use some help brainstorming costume ideas. Check out this Halloween guide for inspiration, but more importantly, ADD to it. What is the best costume you've ever had? How bout the worst or the most bizarre? What about good/bad/strange ones you saw at a party? Post your funniest Halloween stories, past costumes or costume ideas for this year. Pictures are great, but not necessary. B...

BEAT THIS WTF PIC!!!

Started by ElGuapo
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Updated 06/03/2011
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(7)

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Humor; Geek

Add your best WTF picture. Strangest/Funniest photo will win a banner ad on GiveForward.org

Why Desiree Vargas is My Superhero.

By ElGuapo
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Updated 03/27/2011
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Business Review

Here's why I admire Desiree and why I think she would inspire others who read Women Entrepreneur Mondays.

How To Eat A Burrito Bigger Than Your Arm

By ElGuapo
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Updated 11/23/2010
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Eat & Drink; Humor

Have you ever had an urge to do battle with ginormous burrito? Obviously, you have. I know, stupid question. Well, stop thinking about it and go do it. Here's how...

WORST. JOB. EVER.

By ElGuapo
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Updated 10/03/2010
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Humor; Jobs & Education

Does your job blow? It could be worse. You could have one of these jobs: the 30 WORST jobs of all time.

Funny T-shirt Contest

Started by ElGuapo
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Updated 06/16/2010
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Humor; Geek

Win this Giveasaurus T-shirt!!!! Upload a picture of your funniest, geekiest, most ironic or most offensive shirt. The Winner will win this Sweet-ass Giveasaurus T-shirt. Sizes (S, M, XM, L, XL) Winner selected October 15th.

How to Have Awesome Hair: The Art of Combover

Started by ElGuapo
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Updated 04/25/2010
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Humor; Geek

Why go bald with dignity when you can create the illusion of hair where no hair exists: I present to you the classical art of Combover. The following guide is broken down into 5 combtastic sections. Section I. What is a Combover? Section II. Combover Styles from around the world. Section III. Combover Tips (How to get your sexy on). Section IV.Celebrity-Animal Combover Look-a-likes. Section V. Bill Murray Bonus Section (because Bill Murray is awesome)

30 Things WAAAAAAY Scarier than Swine Flu

Started by ElGuapo
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Updated 02/18/2010
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Humor; News & Politics

Holy Balls!!! We've REACHED level 6 on the Swine Flu Pandemic Scale!!!!!!! ARRGGGHH!!!!!!! EVERYONE RUN!!!!!!!!!! Honestly, this whole Swine flu thing is getting WAAAAY out of hand. I'll admit, I'm scared of lot of things in life, but on the hierarchy of things I'm scared of, Swine Flu ranks somewhere in between really bad hang nail and male pattern baldness. Here are thirty things off the top of my head that scare me way more than stupid Swine flu. Please feel free to add your...

Your Biggest Fear in Six Words or Less

Started by ElGuapo
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Updated 01/15/2010
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Humor; Geek

Describe your biggest fear in six words or less. Here are a few of mine to help you get started...

25 White House Pets That Are Better Than Bo the Dog

Started by ElGuapo
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Updated 12/31/2009
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Humor; News & Politics

The media is enamored with the Obama's new Portuguese Water Dog, Bo. I don't have anything against the little fellow. But, honestly? Another dog? BOR-ING!!!! Back when America was still bad-ass, old school presidents like Teddy Roosevelt and Andrew Jackson had animals like alligators and one legged fighting cocks as White House pets. I say we bring em back. Honestly, if I'm the most powerful man in the world, the last thing I'm getting is a dog. Here are 25 White House pets off the...

El Guapo's Guide to Running the Chicago Marathon

By ElGuapo
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Updated 10/13/2009
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Fitness & Health; Humor

El Guapo ran the 2009 Chicago Marathon in a Banana Costume. If El Guapo can do it, so can you. Just follow the simple training plan below.

The 13 Worst Halloween Candies to Find in Your Bag

Started by ElGuapo
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Updated 09/22/2009
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Humor; Eat & Drink

As a kid there was nothing better than emptying out your Halloween pillow case full of candy at the end of the night and sorting through your loot. That is of course unless you got back to your house and found out you had a bag full of Bit-o-honeys, Smarties and Necco wafers. Blechh!! That stuff sucked and so do these...

Palin vs. Putin, a Battle Royal

By ElGuapo
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Updated 09/21/2009
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News & Politics; Humor

A couple weeks ago, Governor Palin warned Katie Couric of the national security dangers Russia poses as "Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America." "Where, where do they go?" asked Palin, "It's Alaska." So what if Sarah is right? What if Putin does rear his bald little head and come to Alaska to face off with the Governor Lady? Who would win in a fight? Before the funny lady from Alaska becomes completely irrelevant, read the guide below to...

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