The Fem Douche: “needs to face the facts of life or start dating fat/ugly guys who out of desperation will kneel to her every need.” hehe! actually, that’s just what we do. Then, after we break them, we blame them for breaking! I’ve come up w/ a new one: “Troll Douche.” This is me. This type sits in her bedroom hitting “refresh” on her browser while her chicken defrosts. sickening.

i think it’s awesome that people are hating on you coz you have pop sociology in your genes. Your crime is enjoying typography. ooo, Sociology Douche: Can’t stop pointing out how every behavior you have is just the result of the institutions with which you interact! Bach Douche: uses the word “contrapuntal.” (I don’t think that last one counts, hehe)

ex-mormon douchebag: makes you read “The Ethical Slut.” Thinks he wants to explore polyamory but really just wants to be able to emotionally and sexually control his woman. Like his daddy did.