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  • cornelius commented on an image in ElGuapo's community guide on 06/19/2009
    The Complete Guide To Wolf Shirts

    At what point in the store did this guy stop thinking, “wolfshirt,” to “OMG This shirt has a wolf screenprint that takes up the entire front. My belly will make it look 3-D” then walk to the register.

  • ElGuapo gave cornelius a Shout Out on 06/19/2009
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    I believe you just double topped it with the Gilligan reference. Touche, Cornelius. Say hi to Dudley on the skype phone for me.

  • cornelius commented on the guide How to Have Sex With Hot Women Even If You Don't Own the Three Wolf Moon Shirt on 06/19/2009
    How to Have Sex With Hot Women Even If You Don't Own the Three Wolf Moon Shirt

    OMG El Guapo, you’ve managed to top your shout-out to knitted underwear. This is hilarious – and 100% true. If you were wearing any one of these shirts, it would rival you AND mini Guapo in Gilligan outfits…don’t show up to the Shammie in one of those tees or you might get accosted.

  • ElGuapo gave cornelius a Shout Out on 01/28/2009
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    hahaha. Yeah, you can share Elsie with me. You know you love her matzo ball soup…

  • cornelius commented on the guide Knitted Underwear and 11 More FREE Ways to Avoid Freezing Your Tail Off in Chicago This Winter on 01/28/2009
    Knitted Underwear and 11 More FREE Ways to Avoid Freezing Your Tail Off in Chicago This Winter

    I’m all out of Grandma’s – can Elsie be my Grandma too? I’m also fresh out of cable knit thongs…maybe when/if she becomes my Granny she’ll make me a pair.

  • cornelius commented on the guide Stump El Guapo... on 10/25/2008
    Stump El Guapo...

    MacGyver’s brother, MacGruber, was actually the bad influence after he lost his shirt and his mind in the market. Then again…the plastic surgery didn’t help either… http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/vid… http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/vid…

  • ElGuapo gave cornelius a Shout Out on 10/23/2008
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    You ask and you shall receive. Weekly mockings of craigslist yahoos now available on the gspot.

  • cornelius commented on the guide El Guapo's Guide to FREE crap posted on Craigslist (Chicago) on 10/23/2008
    El Guapo's Guide to FREE crap posted on Craigslist (Chicago)

    El Guapo, this is hilarious! I hope this is a weekly posting – me thinks there’s no end to this rainbow of goodies on Craig’s List. I just hope you keep advertising the plethora of wonders that is the free section on the list of craig. Keep it up EG. —Corn. PS Where’d you get that picture of my Grandma?

  • cornelius commented on the guide El Guapo's Guide to Surviving the Financial Crisis on 10/13/2008
    El Guapo's Guide to Surviving the Financial Crisis

    Hilarious. This was so funny that it made me forget how poor I am. Thanks El Guapo. P.S. I do love me a sexy JewFro with a Mexican name…its like Challah with guacamole…mmmm

  • cornelius favorited ElGuapo on 10/13/2008
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  • cornelius favorited a guide on 10/13/2008
    El Guapo's Guide to Surviving the Financial Crisis
    El Guapo's Guide to Surviving the Financial Cri...
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