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2008 Presidential Election - Two Alternate Choices

Unless you have no television, no newspaper and no Internets, you probably know that the United States is currently undergoing an election period for office of the president. This is a time when you can stand in line at a booth and pull a lever or write on a piece of paper about who you'd like to have in office. This "vote" is tossed in the garbage and these 9 people who are Supreme Court Judges (or sometimes these people called SuperDelegates - not to be confused with the son of Jor-El) deci...

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21 Best Mugshots Evar

When you go to jail, remember that your mugshot belongs to the ages. And in today's world, once you get it taken, it belongs to the Internets. Be sure to make it one worth remembering. Sure the Smoking Gun has more listed, but do you really want to go through all of them and find the best? Just look below. Oh, and yeah, I know I spelled "ever" incorrectly.

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Advice - It's Free and Totally Awesome

This is the place to find the answers to all those questions you've had all your life. The ones your parents, teachers, politicians and religious leaders were too afraid to answer. That's right, all the answers to life's questions in one place. From the inane to the deeply philosophical, I'm here to answer them all. So please, leave me a comment so you too can have the smug satisfaction of knowing damn near everything.

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A Newbie's Guide to Camping

You're new at camping huh? Well, step right up and learn a thing or two. The following is a basic guide of what you'll need.

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Best Irish Pubs in Central Denver (with bonus: What to Drink at an Irish Pub)

O'Reilly's, Maggie's, Kilkenny's, McCarthy's, Shaugnessy's. If these names sound inviting to you and make you thirsty, this guide is for you. Anyone who knows me can tell you I love pubs. I love Guinness and Bushmills. And I hate light beers and fruity drinks. This is the kind of place where you can order a Boilermaker, a Rusty Nail, a neat Scotch or even a Charles Bronson. If you don't know a Charles Bronson, you're off the man list. Yer out!

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Bitchin Buddha!

Hell yeah, Buddha!

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Capitol Hill, Denver. The Best Place in the World or Just Denver?

Hip, urban and eclectic, Capitol Hill in Denver is a beautiful neighborhood with lots of personality, quirkiness and entertainment. Come see what the excitement is all about, and hurry before we close it down.

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Cheap Ass Denver Dates

If you’re like me, and I know I am, you’ve been there. You meet someone special at the pub and you end up taking her home that evening. The next morning you roll over and for some inexplicable reason you still feel like talking to her. Hell, you want to buy her breakfast. Even stranger, you feel like taking her out again. This time you want to do something different though. Let’s say, oh, I don’t know, a date. A real date. Like the ones you’ve seen on those old ‘50s propaganda films.

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Colorado - the 21st Century Challenge

Time till Drunken Sundays: *25* For years, Colorado's been a dry state on Sundays. Now I'm not one to say that drinking equals modernity, but as far as I know, most states in the union allow drinking on Sunday (with the exception of Utah, which doesn't allow dresses higher than the floor either). There's currently a bill being reviewed by the governor which will decide whether Coloradoans are smart enough to handle the pressures of drinking on the Christian Sabbath.

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Craziness

Who's crazy? Why do you ask? Is that some sort of slur? It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. Thank you for your time.

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Hockey. Fights. 'nuff said.

Hockey. The ancient sport of fighting. How better to explore the excitement of hockey than to give you some of the best fights on the youtubes. To be fair, there are soooo many fights on there it's really hard to to it justice. Nevertheless, here's my attempt.

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How to Do It Yourself

Everybody needs to know at least little bit about being handy. There are some simple things that will help make those small do-it-yourself projects much easier.

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How to Make a Traditional Argentinean Mate

Mate is a tea made from the Yerba Mate (Jur-bah Mah-tay) plant (note there’s no accent above the “e” – that Americanism makes for a rather interesting translation for the word that means something approaching “I killed”). It is extremely high in antioxidants, vitamins, contains anti-cancer effects and gives the drinker a similar uplifting feeling like coffee or other teas, but generally without the negative side-effects like diarrhea, jitteriness and heart palpitations.

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How to Make Pasqualina

Pasqualina is a traditional Italian food that is similar in size and layering to a beef pie. The vegetarian version I've given here is fluid and any of the side stuffings can be substituted. Thanks to Virginia for introducing me to all this awesome food!

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Internets - Blogging

Blogging is the newest thing to hit the Internets since the invention of online gambling. Since that turned out well, you should definitely invest in the blogosphere while you still can. Millions of Internet dollars are just waiting for you to collect.

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Internets Protocol

This guide will teach you everything you need to know about surviving a day on the Internets. From finding things on the Google to chatting over an Instant Messenger, this guide will show you what to do and what not to do.

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Internets - The Memes (Part 3)

The Internets really does have it all. There's things that you should not see, and things you definitely shouldn't miss. Here's the best of things you'll probably see a lot of if you use the Internets. WELCOME TO MY GUIDE!!!!!!!!! I KISS YOU !!!!!

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Internets - the MySpace Guide (Part 2)

A follow up to my incredibly popular guide to the Internets, I am now giving you my guide to MySpace, the social networking site that everyone is on (except you). It's a place for friends.

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Internets - the Strange, Weird and Disturbing (Part 1)

Videos, pictures and general insanity of the greatest invention known to man - the Internets.

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Neocon's Guide to the Democratic National Convention

Neoconservatives. Freepers. Ultra-right wingers. They're everywhere. Even in your own family. Yeah, that one crazy uncle that swears Bush is still the best president we've ever had. You know who I'm talking about. Heck, even you might even be a neocon and not know it. Well, they need loving too, so here's a guide to surviving the Democratic National Convention if you or someone you know suffers from neoconitis and you happen to get stuck in Denver.

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Nerf Guns

Nerf guns are all the rage. Kids are buying them up like cheap gas. Well, at least the kids in our company are.

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Office Pranks

Pranking is an age-old artform that involves screwing around with someone close to you. Hopefully to the point of making them cry.

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St. Patrick's Day - a Guide to 2008 Denver Activities

Wondering what's going on this weekend in preparation for St. Paddy's? Here's everything that Denver offers for this fine holiday.

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Tattoos - An Anti-Guide

Tattoos are awesome, everyone agrees. There's no doubt about that. But what happens when you get a lousy tattoo? Well, you should post it on the Internet for everyone to see.

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Techno Viking - the History of the Greatest Human Being to Walk the Earth

Techno Viking is a man. Nay, a god who merely graces the earth with the soles of his feet. Every where he steps there are those who are prepared to sell the dirt for a profit. Techno Viking does not approve, Techno Viking does not forgive, Techno Viking does not forget. The world does not turn for Techno Viking, the Techno Viking allows the world to turn. All hail Techno Viking!

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The 28 Weirdest But Most Enticing Album Covers of All Time

Formerly a list of 27, but there's always more to find. A collection of what are undoubtedly the best album covers ever. There are few things in life more satisfying than vinyl, and the art of the album cover is a lost one. These album covers have been making the rounds on the Internets for a long while, but I'm particularly fond of the following 28.

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The Top 4 Used Bookstores – the Denver Edition

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Cicero

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Travelling the World - A Newbie's Guide

This guide is really for people like me, who have never been out of the country. Hell, I’ve not really spent much time out of my home state. But now, I’m dating a foreigner and we have plans to leave the country several times in the next year. So I’m going to pass along my hints, tips and tricks to those of you who may be leaving for the first time (or who just want a few more hints about travelling).

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Why I Love the Monkey - Confessions of an mp3 Addict

A compulsive’s guide to music tagging. Or, "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Learned to Love my OCD." NEWLY UPDATED FOR VERSION 3.0! 3.0 offers support for music lovers who have over 100,000 songs or more in their collections (in the terabyte area). I'm not there yet, but getting there. Oh yeah, and I just updated 12,000 mp3s with the correct lyrics. How's that for bloody awesome?

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WTF?

Yes, WTF? Don't look for explanations. Just WTF?