Ben-Kronberg
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About Me

I am a Comedian / Musician / Filmmaker. I live in Los Angeles. I am addicted to social networking websites. Indian buffet's are the best buffet's in the world.

  • Ben-Kronberg's guide was updated on 10/23/2009
    The Loner's Guide To Living Alone in Los Angeles,  All By Yourself  (Part I)
    The Loner's Guide To Living Alone in Los Angele...
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  • AlexandraF gave Ben-Kronberg a Shout Out on 08/21/2008
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    Ben… We miss you… it is empty here without you!

  • Ben-Kronberg's guide was updated on 06/09/2008
    How to deal with cell phone and internet "Interruption of Service"
    How to deal with cell phone and internet "Inter...
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  • Ben-Kronberg commented on the guide Denver's Dating Scene: 5 Typical Dating Profiles on 05/28/2008
    Denver's Dating Scene: 5 Typical Dating Profiles

    There is the “Sizzle It then Fizzle It” sort of like “hit it and quit it” but a modernized version without the domestic violence misnomer. It conjurs images bacon and breakfast – cuz when the effing stops the eating begins – both on a micro and macro level of a relationship. It is very different from a one night stand, but has a lot of the same characteristics – my dad “sizzled it” for 18yrs.

  • Ben-Kronberg commented on the guide How to be a Starbucks Customer on 05/22/2008
    How to be a Starbucks Customer

    …name for a black owned coffee joint – there slogan is “we don’t leave room for cream” – and the barrista’s are allowed to wear blue-tooth and give attitude – and they don’t have a tip jar there cuz they don’t know what a “tip” is. – and that came strait from the stallions mouth.

  • Ben-Kronberg commented on the guide How to be a Starbucks Customer on 05/22/2008
    How to be a Starbucks Customer

    Just had my second day of training. i don’t know what you’re talking about here. the customers in Beverly Hills are great, but there is one lady – looks like whoopie goldberg before she got discovered by billy crystal – she plays crossword puzzles and talks to herself – i think she is there everyday for at least 4-5hrs a time – she’s a “slave to the grind” which i think would make a great…

  • olavec favorited Ben-Kronberg on 05/19/2008
  • nakedlunchtime favorited Ben-Kronberg on 05/09/2008
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  • Ben-Kronberg gave Jessica H a Shout Out on 05/06/2008
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    I just learned of the ‘shout out’ option. it was a lovely way to wake up – thanks. i love your guide about cheese. i love cheese – going to read your Italian Lover’s guide right now.

  • Jessica H gave Ben-Kronberg a Shout Out on 05/06/2008
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    I went to your Gong show here in Denver and of course the squire for comedy night. cool to see you here. Good Luck in LA!

  • Ben-Kronberg commented on the guide Denver Girls: A Field Guide on 05/01/2008
    Denver Girls: A Field Guide

    you are easily my favorite author on here.

  • PenfoldTheHamster favorited Ben-Kronberg on 04/26/2008
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    ThisIsABizarreAndTwistedAttemptToSeeHowThe… All I need is humility and I’d be perfect

  • Ben-Kronberg commented on the guide The Bay Area Guide to Surviving a Zombie Attack on 04/24/2008
    The Bay Area Guide to Surviving a Zombie Attack

    I love your guide. haven’t finished reading it because i’m going to make my own zombie guide, and i don’t want to be influenced by any of your great ideas. by the time you get this, it might be to late. i’ll be at the ba

  • Ben-Kronberg commented on the guide Hangover Survival Plan: How to recover in Denver. on 04/24/2008
    Hangover Survival Plan: How to recover in Denver.

    I love your voice and your words and your guides and you make me want to have fun. when the zombies attack, we can look at these guides and fantasize about better days – and then we can make guides about dealing with / killing / disposing of zombies – in fact, i’ll race you to it. i’m goin to make one right now. you’re like a guide machine – and i’m like your comment-bot thatfollowsyou.

  • Ben-Kronberg commented on the guide Denver's Ugliest Public Art on 04/24/2008
    Denver's Ugliest Public Art

    are you saying those sculptures are like bad 3-D graffiti? i rather like that stuff for some reason – esp. the horse – i was mixed on the broom and dust, but its fun and it reminds us to clean up – the one i wish you would have put up is that hideously “safe” mural on the 15th st. side of the pavillions – its that pastel beach scene – it makes me soft to think about it.

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