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Agent Jones

Step Back From the Line

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Washington
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D.C.
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Agent
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30 year veteran of the United States Secret Service. I like long walks on the beach and protecting America from "undesirables."

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Agent Jones's guide was updated on 10/23/2009
Secret Service Agent's Guide to the DNC
- By Agent Jones
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- Updated 09/02/2008
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- (13)
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- Pop Culture; Humor
HelenaHandbasket gave Agent Jones a Shout Out on 08/26/2008

I agree. Totally hot! You can protect me from undesirables any day!
Agent Jones gave AlexandraF a Shout Out on 08/22/2008

Thank you ma’am. I’m afraid that I’m going to have to search your bag anyway.
AlexandraF gave Agent Jones a Shout Out on 08/21/2008

You’re hot…I don’t usually hit on other guidespotters, but those shades sure look hot on you!
Agent Jones commented on the guide Denver Biz said Show me the Money - DNC came to town on 08/20/2008

As a little enticement – I know where the “Donkeys” as you say will be partying. But I’m not at liberty to disclose that information.
Agent Jones commented on the guide Secret Service Agent's Guide to the DNC on 08/20/2008

“Perry” is it? You just bought yourself one get out of jail free card.
Agent Jones gave aubreeWYATTsmith a Shout Out on 08/20/2008

I would like to thank you for your kind comment on my guide. Now step away from the yellow tape.
Agent Jones commented on the guide Secret Service Agent's Guide to the DNC on 08/19/2008

I can neither confirm nor deny rumors that I am in fact “a player.”
Agent Jones commented on the guide The DNC Guide to What Denver Doesn't Want You to See on 08/19/2008

I have some questions you’re going to need to answer.